Bored? more random questions?

a. What came first the chicken or the egg?





b. If you choked a smurf what color would it turn?





c. Why are the elderly called old people but younger kids arent called new people?





d. can u slam a revolving door?





e. if winnie the pooh was civilized to keep his hunnie in jars why did he eat it off his hands? surely he had spoons





f. what happens if you get a paper cut from a get well card?





g. is there ever a day where mattresses arent on sale? same with the clothes at aeropostale





h. if you only have one eye are you blinking or winking?





i. why is shake well printed on ketchup bottles but not on ketchup packets?





j. did yankee doodle name the feather hat town or his pony macaroni?





k. how come the bible is one of the most stolen books even though one of the commandments is thou shall not steal?





l. if someone has a nose ring and takes it out to blow there nose do they have to cover the holes so snot doesnt blow everywhere?





m. do cows hav calf muscles?


hav fun

Bored? more random questions?
a. Chicken, cuz God created 2 of each animal


b. Well, white ppl turn blue, so wouldn't blue ppl turn white?


c. Cuz new ppl sounds, well, just plain odd


d. No, but you can make it spin really fast


e. Cuz he didnt think of that and everything taste better with your hands


f. The person who gave you the card is seceretly plotting to give enough paper cuts to make you bleed to death! mwahahahaha!!!! lol.


g. I have absolutely no clue! I've never bought a mattress, or shopped at aeropostale. Although when is everything at Vainity Fair not 50% off?


h. Depends wether you do it on purpose it or not, on purpose-wink, not on purpose-blink


i. Cuz packets are too small to to shake


j. Listen, or rather read closely "Yankee doodle rode to town, a riding on his pony. He stuck a feather in his hat and called it macoroni!" he called the feather macoroni


k. Because if your stealing a bible, then obvisoly you havent read it yet.


l. Ok, thats really gross!!!! but its probably to tiny for anything to come out


m. idk, most likely...





Thanks for distacting me from my boredom!!!! :~)
Reply:K. Maybe they stole the Bible, but had never read it. So they wouldn't know it says thou shalt not steal.
Reply:1.Neither it was the cat


2.Purple or a darker shade of blu


3.ANythings posible with pixie dust or angel dust


4.Remeber that winnie is an idiot tat would sell his tastebuds for honey.


5.Then the person who sent it is an evil mastermind that wishes to harm you.


6. the term on sle means they can be bought, it's a trick.


7.Both and neither


8.Becuz ppl paay for bottles and they wish them well for doing so and packets are free so they hope they die.


9. It doesnt matter becuz no one listened to him and none of them were named maccaroni.


10. ppl hear wat they want to hear. U get a bible but u dont really pay attention to wat it says


11. no they have bad mannres so they dont care.


12.do u?
Reply:Wow, I just made myself even more bored reading them.
Reply:the egg you have eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner


blurple


idk


yeah it's just goes faster


doesn't have fingers so he scoops with his paws


the card was meant for the paper cut to get well


okay?


blinking


bottles are bigger


the feather


cause they're usually free


nope the holes too small


yeah
Reply:a. The chicken





b.white





c. cuz that's how we do





d.no...unless there is something blocking it.





e. everything is better with your hands





f. you sue





g. when they're closed





h. It's up to you





i. because there isn't much shaking room in the packets.





j. ????





k. people are idiots





l. eww i would hope not





m. maybe.
Reply:a. What came first the chicken or the egg? the chicken





b. If you choked a smurf what color would it turn? blue





c. Why are the elderly called old people but younger kids arent called new people? just weird, I don't know what to say





d. can u slam a revolving door? depends on how mad you are





e. if winnie the pooh was civilized to keep his hunnie in jars why did he eat it off his hands? surely he had spoons - or keep his pants on!





f. what happens if you get a paper cut from a get well card? - ouch!





g. is there ever a day where mattresses arent on sale? same with the clothes at aeropostale - how many times can a store have a going out of business sale!!





h. if you only have one eye are you blinking or winking? lol





i. why is shake well printed on ketchup bottles but not on ketchup packets? cause you squeeze the packets





j. did yankee doodle name the feather hat town or his pony macaroni? - huh





k. how come the bible is one of the most stolen books even though one of the commandments is thou shall not steal? - really





l. if someone has a nose ring and takes it out to blow there nose do they have to cover the holes so snot doesnt blow everywhere? - that is just gross!





m. do cows hav calf muscles?


sure
Reply:wow i would rather have been bored then read those
Reply:Some old, some new to me, mostly good. The nose ring one is sickeningly amusing!Lol

free survey